Plant Killer Patch

Price range: $5.99 through $6.99

For those whose green thumbs turned grim

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Embrace your not-so-green thumb with the Plant Killer Patch — the perfect mix of dark humor and relatable truth. This embroidered design features an adorable little reaper tending (or not tending) to a potted plant, complete with the cheeky phrase “Plant Killer” stitched below. It’s a fun and honest accessory for anyone who’s tried their best at plant care… and still managed to send a few to the great beyond.

Crafted with durable threads and clean detailing, this patch can be easily sewn or ironed onto jackets, tote bags, aprons, or gardening gear (for irony’s sake). The bold contrast and playful design make it a great conversation starter and a must-have for plant enthusiasts with a sense of humor.

Whether you’re an occasional over-waterer or a full-time foliage reaper, this patch is your badge of botanical imperfection.

  • 2 sizes available: small 3.25″ x 2.75″, large 3.75″ x 3.25″
  • Machine embroidered
  • Hand cut
  • Felt
  • Sticky back for easy iron-on
Weight 0.3 oz
Dimensions 4 × 4 in
Size

Small, Large

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