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JSBD “Shaken, Not Stirred” Aftershave

Lea Ann — Thu, 30 Oct 2025 11:25:17 +0000

End your shave with the sophistication of a true gentleman using “Shaken, Not Stirred” Aftershave. This revitalizing blend of witch hazel, jojoba oil, and almond oil tones and hydrates your skin, helping to reduce irritation and restore balance after every shave. The addition of lemongrass, cedarwood, and lavender essential oils delivers a refreshing, masculine scent that’s both bold and refined.

Light and fast-absorbing, this aftershave leaves your skin smooth, calm, and subtly scented—never greasy—a sleek finish for the man who appreciates precision, polish, and a touch of timeless charm.

2 oz. amber spray bottle

Blend of:

Witch Hazel
Jojoba oil
Almond oil
Lemongrass essential oil
Cedarwood essential oil
Lavender essential oil

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JSBD “Shaken, Not Stirred” Shaving Soap

Lea Ann — Thu, 30 Oct 2025 11:21:08 +0000

Start your morning with the confidence of a classic gentleman using “Shaken, Not Stirred” Shaving Soap. This rich, creamy formula is infused with shea butter, glycerin, and bentonite clay for a luxurious lather that softens hair and cushions your shave. Lemongrass, cedarwood, and lavender essential oils combine to create a clean, masculine scent that refreshes without overpowering.

Designed to glide effortlessly and leave skin feeling smooth and conditioned, this soap transforms your daily shave into a refined ritual. Perfect for traditional wet shavers and modern men alike—because a great shave is never by chance, it’s by design.

Blend of:

Shea Butter
Glycerin
Bentonite clay
Sandalwood essential oil
Orange essential oil

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JSBD “Shaken, But Not Stirred” Beard Oil

Lea Ann — Thu, 30 Oct 2025 11:17:39 +0000

Give your grooming routine a refined edge with “Shaken, But Not Stirred” Beard Oil. Crafted for the modern gentleman, this premium blend softens coarse hair, tames unruly beards, and nourishes the skin beneath. A subtle, masculine scent complements its conditioning power, leaving your beard touchably smooth and lightly polished.

Packaged in a classic amber dropper bottle, this beard oil adds a dash of timeless charm to your daily ritual. Ideal for maintaining shape, shine, and sophistication—because your beard deserves nothing less than stirred precision and shaken confidence.

2 oz. amber dropper bottle

Blend of:

Jojoba oil
Almond oil
Lemongrass essential oil
Cedarwood essential oil
Lavender essential oil

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JSBD “Shaken, Not Stirred” Shaving Kit

Lea Ann — Thu, 30 Oct 2025 11:08:18 +0000

The “Shaken, Not Stirred” Shaving Kit brings timeless sophistication to your grooming routine. Each set includes two luxurious shave soap bars stored in a sleek metal tin, paired with a soft faux badger brush for effortless lathering. Crafted with a rich blend of shea butter, glycerin, and bentonite clay, the soap provides a smooth, conditioning shave that leaves your skin refreshed and comfortable.

Infused with lemongrass, cedarwood, and lavender essential oils, this kit offers a clean, masculine scent with a touch of class. Perfect for gifting or daily indulgence—because a gentleman’s shave should always be shaken, not stirred.

Shaving kit:

2 Shea butter soap bars
tin container
faux badger shaving brush

Blend of:

Shea butter
Glycerin
Bentonite clay
Lemongrass essential oil
Cedarwood essential oil
Lavender essential oil

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JSBD “Shaken, Not Stirred” Mustache & Hair Wax

Lea Ann — Thu, 30 Oct 2025 11:03:15 +0000

Stay sharp and effortlessly refined with “Shaken, Not Stirred” Mustache & Hair Wax. This handcrafted blend combines beeswax, shea butter, and coconut oil to deliver a smooth, flexible hold that keeps your hair or mustache perfectly styled without stiffness. Lemongrass, cedarwood, and lavender essential oils create a fresh, masculine scent that’s both subtle and sophisticated.

Whether you’re taming flyaways or defining your signature look, this wax offers natural conditioning with a hint of charm. Ideal for everyday use or special occasions—because a true gentleman always looks composed.

A Blend of:

Beeswax
Shea butter
Coconut oil
Lemongrass essential oil
Cedarwood essential oil
Lavender essential oil
Packaged in a reusable metal tin

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SRTK “Resistance is Futile” Aftershave

Lea Ann — Sun, 26 Oct 2025 15:57:38 +0000

Soothe your post-shave skin with “Resistance is Futile” Aftershave, a handcrafted blend formulated for the man who refuses to compromise on comfort or class. Packaged in a 2-oz amber spray bottle, this invigorating formula combines witch hazel, jojoba oil, almond oil, sandalwood oil, and orange oil to tone, hydrate, and protect freshly shaven skin.

The cooling effect of witch hazel helps reduce irritation and redness, while the oils deliver long-lasting moisture without greasiness. Subtle notes of sandalwood and orange leave behind a refined, masculine scent that’s both warm and energizing—perfect for daily use or a special mission.

Fast-absorbing and alcohol-free, this aftershave spray restores balance to your skin while maintaining a polished look. One mist, and you’ll understand—resistance to post-shave perfection is truly futile.

2 oz. amber spray bottle

Blend of:

Witch Hazel
Jojoba oil
Almond oil
Sandalwood essential oil
Orange essential oil

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SRTK “Resistance is Futile” Beard Oil

Lea Ann — Sun, 26 Oct 2025 15:49:28 +0000

Maintain command-level grooming with “Resistance is Futile” Beard Oil, a handcrafted conditioning blend designed for the modern man who values order, precision, and style. Each 2-oz dropper bottle contains a balanced mix of jojoba oil, almond oil, sandalwood oil, and orange oil—formulated to soften facial hair, hydrate skin, and keep your beard looking sharp without feeling greasy.

This rich yet lightweight oil absorbs quickly, taming unruly strands while delivering a subtle scent of warm sandalwood and fresh citrus. Whether you’re cultivating a short stubble or a full commander’s beard, it promotes a healthy sheen and nourished feel worthy of intergalactic admiration.

Use daily after showering or shaving to condition and protect both beard and skin. One drop, and resistance to grooming excellence will be futile.

2 oz. amber dropper bottle

Blend of:

Jojoba oil
Almond oil
Sandalwood essential oil
Orange essential oil

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SRTK “Resistance is Futile” Shaving Soap

Lea Ann — Sun, 26 Oct 2025 15:41:15 +0000

Prepare for a close, comfortable shave with “Resistance is Futile” Shaving Soap—a handcrafted bar designed for those who demand precision and perfection in their daily routine. Each soap features a charming mustache imprint and is made from a luxurious blend of shea butter, glycerin, and bentonite clay, ensuring a rich lather that cushions and hydrates the skin.

Infused with sandalwood and orange essential oils, this shaving soap offers a warm, woody aroma balanced with a hint of bright citrus. The formula helps your razor glide effortlessly, reducing irritation while leaving your skin feeling smooth and refreshed.

Perfect for use with a traditional shaving brush or on its own, this bar delivers an old-world grooming ritual with a futuristic flair. Whether part of your daily routine or as a refill for the “Resistance is Futile” Shaving Kit, this soap ensures that when it comes to achieving the perfect shave, resistance truly is futile.

Blend of:

Shea Butter
Glycerin
Bentonite clay
Sandalwood essential oil
Orange essential oil

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SRTK “Resistance is Futile” Shaving Kit

Lea Ann — Sun, 26 Oct 2025 15:33:07 +0000

Experience the perfect shave with the “Resistance is Futile” Shaving Kit, crafted for those who prefer discipline in both style and technique. Each kit includes two handcrafted shaving soap bars in a round tin and a faux badger brush, ideal for both home use and away missions.

The rich lathering soaps are made from a blend of shea butter, glycerin, and bentonite clay, infused with sandalwood and orange essential oils for a warm, invigorating scent. The result is a smooth, hydrating shave that leaves your skin soft, refreshed, and ready to face any quadrant of the day.

Whether you’re maintaining a clean look or sculpting your beard with tactical precision, this shaving kit delivers superior glide and comfort—proving that when it comes to grooming, resistance truly is futile.

Shaving kit:

2 Shea butter soap bars
tin container
faux badger shaving brush

Blend of:

Shea butter
Glycerin
Bentonite clay
Sandalwood essential oil
Orange essential oil

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SRTK “Resistance is Futile” Mustache & Hair Wax

Lea Ann — Sun, 26 Oct 2025 15:14:50 +0000

Embrace flawless control with “Resistance is Futile” Mustache & Hair Wax, a handcrafted blend designed for those who prefer their style as precise as their logic. Formulated with beeswax, shea butter, coconut oil, sandalwood essential oil, and orange oil, this smooth wax provides a firm yet flexible hold with a warm, earthy scent layered with a hint of citrus.

Ideal for mustaches, beards, and short hairstyles, it tames stray hairs while adding subtle shine. Each batch is made by hand and poured into a sleek metal tin—perfect for travel or daily use. Whether you’re commanding a starship or preparing for a day planetside, resistance truly is futile once you experience this level of grooming sophistication. Great for everyday use or gifting to sci-fi fans

A Blend of:

Beeswax
Shea butter
Coconut oil
Sandalwood essential oil
Orange essential oil
Packaged in a reusable metal tin

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